An Ode to BRAD!

I am supposed to get my comp. back from the fixers tommorow, so I will start giving you interesting things to do with your time. Until then, this is an Ode to Brad.

I remember us dancing in your mom and dad's lvingroom to One Eyed, One Horned, Flying Purple People Eater. (I attempted to describe the dance move we used to do, but I couldn't find a way to write it without it sounding very inappropriate!).
I also remember that it was you who taught me how to tie my shoe laces. You taught me the bunny ears and around the tree and into his hole method. (How adorable is that!).
I always remember you being so quiet and passive, God, how you've changed. But that's okay I like both Brads.
Had so much fun at your recent 29th Birthday. Man, you look better every year. Why is it that I don't have any single girlfriends to set you up with?
Well the library is closing so, I'll have to go now.
Later!